>Flebbits Mathchan, krub fladangle zeerp mukuzz flerb baskawitz pezmer bleepblopp fuzz, Retardobonk.
Hello Mathchan, I'd like to introduce you to my original constructed language, Retardian.
>Squizclack bing Retardskoo blazzit shpring spageedle?
What makes Retardian unique among conlangs?
>isiRetardnga jook, vlesser madinga, quillo prapp zading zorp trabbit umple quatrang jing bapple skavlamm wunk yuborp, miskel baree ufuvv roorp fazzbing brerg hundunga sadee fruvv lapassingfampit.
Retardian is, to my knowledge, the very first conlang ever designed specifically to inhibit communication and waste everyone's time, as opposed to most other conlangs which arrive at that purpose by accident.
>Subb vlardung eritnit beep blat Retardung?
What resources are available for learning Retardian?
>Asgung Retardboop yerflavvneg! Egra derb yunk grassit mrung.
Learning Retardian is easy! Just make it up as you go.